{"id":213,"date":"2008-12-24T16:42:12","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T20:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/?p=213"},"modified":"2008-12-24T16:42:12","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T20:42:12","slug":"the-afternoon-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/archive\/2008\/12\/24\/the-afternoon-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"The Afternoon Before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since Christmas is on a Thursday, like in 2003, I'm sure you're all expecting some kind of JayceLand twist on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, but I'm taking the holiday off.\u00a0 So my computer is dark &mdash; not even a blink from the optical mouse.\u00a0 <em>[Be glad I'm not going to write any more!]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, have a great day on Christmas if you're doing anything, and if not, just enjoy the relative quiet and absence of nutjobs racing here and there on the roads like on a typical weekday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Christmas is on a Thursday, like in 2003, I'm sure you're all expecting some kind of JayceLand twist on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, but I'm taking the holiday off.\u00a0 So my computer is dark &mdash; not even a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/archive\/2008\/12\/24\/the-afternoon-before-christmas\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,611,6],"tags":[285],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-entries","category-for-the-parents","category-philosophy","tag-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":215,"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions\/215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayceland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}