JayceLand's Weekly Rochester Events #211: Like 411 or 911, Only Different
Gosh, where to start. I decided it would help to listen to a bit of
Electric Light Orchestra
to do this little essay part but it doesn't seem to be helping. Bruce!
More importantly, since it's the last weekend of the month, we'll be going to
Pittsford Seafood
(510 Monroe Ave.)
for lunch on Saturday. They sell raw seafood, but also have a selection of fish-market specials ... mostly fried.
Anyway, I got to see
Neon Hunk
and
Kites
over at
Le Club Shock
at
Analog Shock
(674 South Ave.)
last Wednesday, as I alluded to in past future tense. The show was a blast. Jason (not me) screened his video titled
Twilight of the Slobs
which wasn't overly painful ... just him and some of his friends on May 22, 1991 at Racquet Club Apartments at
RIT
(One Lomb Memorial Dr., campus map image)
... primarily one of the guys getting really really drunk. I think they should show the film in health class--no teenager could possibly drink after watching some guy make that big an ass of himself over the course of an evening. After that, though, was the fun of
Staples X-mas Clearance Fun Time Giveaway
where he gave away stuff from
Staples
clearance table, all wrapped up. There was a lot of candy and such and also a couple cassette players and a CD player. What a swell guy.
Next up was a couple noise bands. The first was
Kites
which was a guy and some keyboard stuff. I think I saw him before ... regardless, he was pretty cool with an interesting keyboard techinque combined with some distorted vocals. But I was really there to get a second chance to see
Neon Hunk.
For those who don't know me and haven't had the nearly abstract noise this duo makes forced upon them, they are a duo who makes a nearly abstract noise. This time it almost seemed more mainstream, but maybe I'm just getting used to it.
I also got the pictures I was hoping to get ... using the amazing
Kodak's
incredible
Supra 800
color print film. These shots were done at about a half-second to a 1-second exposure with a f1.4 lens through an 80A incandescent correcting filter. All the overhead lighting was a string of miniature Christmas lights, and background was filled in with a couple 25 watt bulbs. In other words, the pictures look brighter than the room actually looked.
In other news,
Kodak's
discontinued their
Supra 800
film. [What?] Yep, that's right. Since it doesn't sell too well they discontinued it. It would make sense to just make it more expensive ... after all, it does have virtually constant demand, albeit small. Oh, but they need to promote their digital cameras, and this whips the dainty pixels right off the map. Consider that just scanning to a
PictureCD
(1,500 by 1,000 pixels) nets you 1.5 megapixels, but you also have to take into account that one output pixel on a digital camera is interpolated from 1/4 pixel and its neighbors (red, blue, and two greens, I think) so they'd do some imaging magic (interpolate and sharpen, mostly) and call it 6 megapixels ... er, well, I'm getting pretty in depth with this, but what it all boils down to is that I'd have to drop about $5,000 on a
Canon EOS 1D
then probably another $2,000 more on lenses. All because
Kodak
wants to be an asshole.
Of course, none of that matters to anyone but me ...
As if this does ...
I got a chance to see the new band
Your Mom
over at
Montage Grille
(50 Chestnut St.)
open for
Simon and the Bar Sinisters
last Saturday. It was a real blast.
Your Mom
is really great ... it's the impossibly like-minded duo of Aimee and Joey (girl Joey, not boy Joey). Anyway, they played some of the best rock-and-roll I've heard in a while using just Aimee's voice, her guitar, and Joey's drumming. And, like, really rock-and-roll, not some makeshift power acoustic rock or something.
The other peculiar thing--only for me personally--was that it was like a nightmare bachelor party. I mean, I guess it was like the thing in
Jerry Maguire
with the videos of ex-girlfriends. Sort-of. And I don't know because I never saw the movie. Anyway, Hillary, Sarah, Joey, Rachel, Aimee, Jamie, and a couple others were there at one point or other, and they represent most of the women I've ever really been attracted to in all the times I've been going out. There's a few more, but seriously, this is more than half of them. I guess I'm rather odd in that I really wouldn't ... err ... do anything with them if I had the chance, but I just like to be around them. It sounds way too 4th-grade when I put it that way, but it'll have to do.
Darkness Falls
- Holy fucking shit: evil spirits have taken over the Tooth Fairy!
Chicago
- Based on the musical of the same name.
(but since they had it first, see it at
The Little instead of a dumb commercial theater.)
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Who knew that Chuck Barris was a CIA hitman? Ok, let me put it this way: who knew that Chuck Barris was a CIA hitman and is still alive today?
Yet another digital photography lecture over at
George Eastman House
(900 East Ave.)
titled
Digital Photography: Ready or Not
as part of their
Tips and Techniques Lecture.
Hopefully photographer and graphic artist
Frank Petronio
can spin some life into this subject other than making a big advertisement for how digital photography will change the world. How about some meat, folks: what's different with digital? What can you do with digital that you can't with film? And with film that you can't with digital? What does compression do? What does resolution do? Yeesh ... help these folks out a bit instead of deluding them with ideas that digital is perfect. Anyway, it all gets started around 6:30.
Hippie music invades
Monty's Krown
(875 Monroe Ave.)
starting around 10:30 with
South Central
and
Love Scene Claire.
Probably the most fun [any of you will be having] tonight is to see the power rock of
Bee Eater
with the antonymously named metal-influenced punk-rock band
Serious
probably starting around 9:30 at
Whiskey
(315 Alexander St.)
Over at
Spot Coffee
(East Ave. and Mathews St.)
tonight at 9 and at 10 is the modern long-form improvisation of
Some Assembly Required.
Hey cool ... they're back.
Neo-Futurists
will be performing their amusing show
Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
tonight at 8:30 p.m. then tomorrow and Saturday at 7:30 and 10 at
Nextstage at Geva
(75 Woodbury Blvd.)
Tonight it's
Karaoke
with the original
Sugar Bear
at
Drinks by Mary Dawn
(535 S. Clinton)
starting around 10:30.
The Dryden Theater
at
George Eastman House
(900 East Ave.)
will be showing
Bitter Moon starting at 8.
I kinda think Roman Polanski's movies are a bit too off-kilter for me mostly, but the premise of each one is always innovative. Ths one is a black comedy about the sadistic nature of relationships.
One way to get your fix of modern rock and covers is to go see
Better Days
at
Spenders
(1600 Lyell Ave.)
around 10 or so.
The other way is to go to
Slammer's Bar and Grill
(4650 Dewey Ave.)
to see
Perfect World
also around 10.
In case you're shut in tonight (or tomorrow), check out
I'm going to make a drug with my mind
on cable public access (channel 15 on Time Warner) at 11:30 p.m. featuring
Pisspot the Bunny
interviewing local and out-of-town bands.
Remember ...
Pittsford Seafood
(510 Monroe Ave.)
today at noon.
From 10 to noon today is the
Upstairs Downstairs Tour
of
George Eastman House
(900 East Ave.)
It's for members only, so get those cards out ... anyway, they take you through the third floor, back stairs, attic, and basement storage. Call (585)271-3361, ext. 214 for reservations.
Over at
Rochester Visual Studies Workshop
(31 Prince St.)
tonight around 7 is
init.two
featuring
a bunch of artists from all over doing a bunch of stuff like video, projections, music, interactive installations, DJ's, etc. Check out the website for the list of performers and times.
The Dryden Theater
at
George Eastman House
(900 East Ave.)
will be showing
The Loveless starting at 8.
Willem Dafoe
will be here to kick off the film that kicked off his career. It's about a Harley Davidson gang confronting a bunch of Florida rednecks in Daytona. Note that it's $12 for members/students and $15 for everyone else.
If it's any more convenient,
Perfect World
will be out playing modern rock covers out at
Slammer's Bar and Grill
(4650 Dewey Ave.)
starting around 10:30.
Updated:
I've never been there before, but over at
Hitchcock's
(881 Merchants Rd.)
is a whole bunch of rock-and-roll with
Thundergods,
Defenbombed,
Whatever Mary,
and
American Acid.
And best of all, it's on the cheap ... like $6 and it's theoretically "all you can drink" ... all starting around 9 or so.
The Dryden Theater
at
George Eastman House
(900 East Ave.)
will be showing
Brigadoon starting at 8.
A couple hunters stumble upon Brigadoon, the Scottish village that only appears one day a year.
In case you didn't notice, today is the
Superbowl
featuring the
Oakland Raiders
versus the
Tampa Bay Buckaneers
and many big-money commercials.
There's apparently a
Spoken Word Open Mic Poetry Night
at
Pythodd Jazz Room at the Heritage House
(130 Spring St.)
from around 6 to around 10. It used to be on Thursdays but I guess they moved it.
Tonight from 8 to 10 is an
Open-Mic Comedy Night
at
Daily Perks
(389 Gregory St.)
While once it was a workshop type of environment, it's now more-or-less a regular open mic ... by default it's still a place to try out new stuff.
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