• X-Men - Men who were born with a special "X-factor" in their genes are destined to become M-F transgendered, a.k.a. X-Men.

Monty's Krown (875 Monroe Ave.) will have The Dimitri Gurevetch Quintette (type that three times fast) who are described in Freetime Magazine as "acid jazz".

Starting at "dusk", Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory will be shown at Highland Bowl (South Ave. at Robinson Dr.)

Milestones (170 East Ave.) is again hosting Freetime Magazine's Most Popular Band Contest with Drift versus Technosweats. I saw Drift at Richmond's last week (and met the hella-cute lead singer Jess at the Krown) and they play what I characterize as an interpretation of Jimmy Hendrix's (Hendrix'?) music and other similar rock pioneers.

...and finally, the Hill Cumorah Pageant (Hill Cumorah, Palmyra, N.Y.) continues today through Saturday.

Dinner as always at California Rollin' at Village Gate Square (274 N. Goodman St.)

First things first: tonight is East End Fest #2 5 p.m. to 11 p.m. outside then 11 p.m. to 2 a.m. inside. Of note is the eclectic rock band The Quitters at Richmonds (21 Richmond St.) at 5 then later, the punk rock band White Cotton Panties will be there at 8. The rest of the bands are:

• 5:00-6:30, The Quitters, Richmond's, Outside Stage #4
• 5:00-8:00, The River Katz, Aria, Outside Stage #5
• 5:00-8:00, MBF 5, Milestones, Outside Stage #2
• 5:30-7:30, Elle, RG&E, Outside Stage #8
• 6:30-8:00, The Moviees, Richmond's, Outside Stage #4
• 6:30-8:30, 11 ft. 7, Milestones, Outside Stage #1
• 8:00-9:30, White Cotton Panties, Richmond's, Outside Stage #4
• 8:00-11:00, Coupe de Villes, Aria, Outside Stage #5
• 8:00-11:00, JT & The United Booty Foundation, RG&E, Outside Stage #8
• 8:00-11:00, The Nightstalkers, Milestones, Outside Stage #2
• 9:00-11:00, The Reggae Outkasters, Milestones, Outside Stage #1
• 9:30-11:00, Frantic Flattops, Richmond's, Outside Stage #4
• 11:00-2:00, Into the Now, Milestones, Inside Stage

Karaoke with Sugar Bear at Boston Brew Company (251 Exchange Blvd.)

Rochester Music Fest will be in Brown Square Park (Brown St. and Verona St.) today and tomorrow. The top draw is bound to be Isaac Hayes with many other performers as listed in Freetime Magazine. (a.k.a. sorry kiddies, one festival is enough to list all the music acts for in one weekend.)

Maybe I'm a bad person for thinking this would never happen in my lifetime, but Border's Books and Music (1000 Hylan Dr.) will have Gay Pride Storytime for kids today. Curious?

Later tonight and for a $2 cover, Monty's Krown (875 Monroe Ave.) will have The Quitters with The Villians and The Haymakers.

Slammer's Bar and Grill (4650 Dewey Ave.) will have Three Flights Up and Fat Moe's (4419 Dewey Ave.) will have Better Days.

Finally, Kage and Anita are hosting their summer Kage and Anita's Lawnchair Theatre. I doubt it'll be rained out this weekend, but be sure to check the page just in case.

WBER night at Red (171 St. Paul.)

Rochester Music Fest continues through today in Brown Square Park (Brown St. and Verona St.)

Later, at Norton's Pub (1730 Goodman St.) is Ten Typing Monkeys, Anita's friend's band.

Purveyor of Entertainment, Advertising:

• Futurama: A Bicyclops Built for Two - Determined to perpetuate her race, Leela accepts the marriage proposal of a male cyclops.
• King of the Hill: High Anxiety - After Hank is framed for Debbie's murder, he must defend himself to Peggy, as well as Sheriff Mumford.
• Simpsons: Days of Wine and D'Oh'Ses - Forswearing alcohol, a newly sober Barney spearheads a rescue mission to save Bart and Lisa.
• Malcolm in the Middle: Red Dress - When Lois finds her new red dress in the toilet, she tries to extort a confession from the boys.

Trivia Quiz continues at The Old Toad (277 Alexander St.)

Open mic poetry at Java's (16 Gibb Street) starting around 9:30.

From 5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. is Wednesday Nights at High Falls at the corner of Commercial St. near Jillian's (Corner of Commercial St. and Mill St.) Tonight it's Better Days.