Pre-weekend Weekend Lunch Invite 55. Have you driven a Ford out of office lately?
In case you haven't heard the dirt on Rohrbach's, there's some funny business going on. Without mentioning names, and without drawing any conclusions I'll forward on what I know... Here's the rundown of the recent events:
I could get in trouble for saying this stuff, but hey, I have a couple sources whom I won't reveal and I'll just have to take the page down if anyone with authority complains.
More or less interesting to some, Alexandra Whitman is getting married. If you don't care move on, and if you do, go ahead and read the sentence again. She's marrying Dan from Canada whom she met at Bev & Cam's wedding last Memorial Day weekend. No date or details yet, but I'll keep ya all posted.
In other news there's a couple theatrical events going on. First, Kelly Gunter is in The American Clock (I think) which starts this weekend at RIT. She's under some kind of pseudo-obligation to sell tickets to people she knows. Second, Geva (75 Woodbury Blvd.) is starting a new theater group, Nextstage, this week.
By the way, if you feel like going on TV, you can pretend that you love somebody and call RCTV at 325-1238 so you can be on TV to tell them.
Movies this week:
As I mentioned a few lines ago, Nextstage at Geva (75 Woodbury Blvd.) starts up this week. The Neo-Futurists from Chicago are performing Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind which is "30 plays in 60 minutes" where the audience gets to yell out suggestions from a menu of vignettes. Oh yeah, and it costs $10 plus the number rolled on a six-sided die in dollars (i.e. $11 to $16).
Furthermore, The American Clock opens today at RIT. It's a series of vignettes about the Great Depression.
Meanwhile, Hannas Groove is at Monty's Krown (875 Monroe Ave.) I haven't heard them, but Cheese Ball Psychotics last week were pretty good (even though I'm not really into punk.)
Last week I saw two of the three "emerging artists" at Milestones (170 East Ave.): Loam and The Screws (I thought Loam was better but they were both good. Tonight, Frumunda, Mid Air Collision, and 7-D Zero will be playing.
If you're trapped in Fairport, you can try out Ten Typing Monkeys at Margarita's (1226 Fairport Rd.) I recall hearing their name before but I don't know if I saw them. In any case, they've got a pretty good name.
Boston Brew Company
(251 Exchange Blvd.)
O'Bagelo's, 165 State Street, noon.
Tonight at RIT, Jim Brewer is performing his comedy in the Clark Gymnasium. You may remember him for his infamous "Goat Boy" sketch on Saturday Night Live (which thankfully never made it as a movie...yet) or you may know him for his great drinking bit where the stomach is the bouncer and the drinks are the guests. 8pm in Clark Gym. Tickets are on sale at the Student Alumni Union Candy Counter, Student Alumni Union Game Room and the College Activities Board Office. Ticket prices are $8 students, $10 faculty/ staff/alumni, and $12 for the general public.
Buddhahood will be at
Frankie and Louie's Bayou Bar & Grill
(The Centers at High Falls.)
Silence and stuff.
Open mic comedy at the Colosseum Caffe (262 Park Ave.) starting around 9:30.
Open mic poetry at Java's
(16 Gibb Street)
starting around 9:30.
South Park today at Rohrbach's at 315 Gregory Street at 10:00. Ah yes, another rerun..."Tom's Rhinoplasty" - Stan falls in love with his substitute teacher and breaks Wendy's heart.
John Montgomery's Creep of the Week
CNN Almanac: 2000-Jan-27
Internet Movie Database
On this day ... January 27
Links of the Week:
Ask Jeeves: I'm reluctant to give a thoroughly advertised site a free plug, but this is one of the most innovative search engines around. It encourages you to ask questions in plain English, and sometimes it really nails home a correct answer. It even searches other engines for you, rephrasing your question in their terms -- pretty well.
(The links archive better start soon...I'm losing track!)
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