January 6, 2000 Contest

Ok, so technically it hasn't been a year quite yet, but what the heck. I've been bottling these one liners up like fine cheese since February 6, 1999. We had met at O'Bagelo's on January 16, and it wasn't until a couple weeks later that I started in with the "Pre-weekend Weekend Lunch Invite" and not until the sixth that I started numbering them.

So here's the deal...print out or otherwise bring along this page with your answers filled in. Whoever gets the most right gets a free lunch. Whoever fills it in and brings it gets a cookie or something. You get points for creativity and extra stuff, but not more than if you actually get the questions right. :-) You can type stuff in but just print it out if you do.

Oh yeah, bring this to O'Bagelo's on Saturday, January 8 at lunch.

52. Arizona Arizona

51. Not Playing With a Full Deck

50. The Quinquatiscential Hemicentiversary

49. Squareliness is next to Godliness

48. Round Round Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova, Baby Right Round

47. The White Maleable Conductor

46. Well Suckle Jupiter's Goat

45. Chris's Brother's Birthyear

44. ITA Days

43. Don't pull Leo's tail

42. Oh freddled gruntbuggly . . .

41. Kip's Quadruple Leap Year in April

40. Quarantine Weekend

39. Twin Inches

38. Watch TV, Strenghten Bones

37. Thirty-Seven Year Glitch

36. ?enoynA ,kraM noitseuQ

35. Your Weekly Stratopause

34. Thirty-Four Firkin Litres

33. A Third Shy of The Final Insult

32. (extra points bonus number)

31. (another extra points bonus number)

30: Seems like a nonillion years ago we started this (quintillion for you Anglophiles)

29: Correction: this is The Age of Mike. Reality was miscorrelated last week.

28: Last day in this Age of Mike

27: But is it hip to be living a perfect hexahedron, Huey?

26: Gibbs me the music, funky camera boy

25: Please pass the milk, please

24: Tomorrow is the last day of the first half of the last year to the year 2000

23: Rot-13 J for June, Jayce

22: A June 2's day (0xeb)

21: Halfway to the answer to everything

20: Healthy teeth and bones

19: A prime anniversary

18: Beaufort say not quite a fresh breeze.

18: Pigs Don't Have a Purpose.

17: Better Late Than Never

16: Matt Lecher, one of your headlights is broken

15: Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes

10: DDS Blues

9: Box Set

8: Jason Takes Manhattan

7: Mission To Moscow

6: The Undiscovered Country [held over!]

6: The Undiscovered Country

5: The Final Frontier

4: In Space

III: In 3D!

II: The Sequel

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